| 1.
The Jalapeño class is open to anybody with the right stuff to party. 2.
Any changes in the race instructions will be given on a need to know basis to
those with the proper security clearance.Security
clearances can be pickup at the Classic Cafe during normal business hours, Monday
to Saturday, 5pm to Closing. 3.
The low point scoring system will be used according to rule 1.0 AC (alcohol content)
of the USGBA (United States Galveston Bartenders Association). The person with
the lowest score may opt to bribe the judges. A sheet with acceptable bribes will
be available upon request. 4.
Any individual with incomplete passports will be scored DNFB (did not find a bar).
Any individual with an AC above 2.0 will be scored DSDQ (Did start, didn't quit). 5.
You may fly the class flag from the backstay. There is no designation for the
class flag, but if you intent to participate in the Jalapeño class, points
will be awarded for best class flag. 6.
You are required to participate in all events in South Padre in order to be judge. 7.
You are required to carry at all times the Class Passport (The passport will be
included in the Skippers bag. The passport has to be validated anytime). 8.
Judges reserved the right to ask for your Class Passport at any time and to cancel
your visa and serve you with deportation papers if it found that you are not properly
participating in all class activities. 9.
Points will be discounted in the event that you are caught in the island without
a proper party attitude, offering a judge a bride can be a substitution. 10.
Using any type of Spanish conversation will grant you some points. However, using
the following words; "El baño", "Otra cerveza por favor",
"La cuenta" will not get you extra points. 11.
Protest must be filed no later than 1 minute before the last bar closes. Each
protesting individual must have a bribe sheet on hand. An individual without a
bribe sheet will have the option of a proper hearing according to rule 2-4-1 of
the USBA (US Bartenders Association). 12.
The winner will be announced during the Awards Ceremony, there will be a take-home
trophy. 13.
These rules will be amended as the judges see it necessary. Check back the website
often to get the latest news. 14.
You will be require to carry a handheld GPS, a digital camera, a flashlight and
pen and paper. 15.
This class will be govern by the USPAGB (United States Party Association Galveston
Bay) 16.
Extra points will be earn for those who start the Jalapeño Class in Clear
Lake.
Competing
in the Jalapeño Class does not exonerate any competitor from breaking the
law, If you drink, don't drive AMENDMENT
1 CLEAR LAKE You
may start collecting points at any time before the race. You must find the following
coordinates and answer the questions correctly. Print the Clear Lake Passport,
which must be attached to the South Padre Passport, (Available at the Skippers
meeting). Each
correct answer equals to 1 point unless otherwise specified. Each answer requires
either a photograph, a description or a receipt. Extra Points can be collected
at any time by bribing the judges. Bribes can be in the form of food, drinks or
whatever you feel will be enough to get some points from the judges. JUDGES
Xavier
Varela, IJCJ International Jalapeño Class Judge BRIBES " Steaks "
Johnny Walker Black " Corona Beers " Beautiful Women "
Kisses (Female) Kevin
Hayes, USJCJ Senior US Jalapeño Class Judge BRIBES " Cheesburgers "
Bud Light " Rum and coke " Rigging repairs " Xavier's
women Bobby
McNaughton, DJCJ District Jalapeño Class Judge BRIBES " Beer "
Rum " Vodka " Young women Eric
Engelhardt, CLJCJ Clear Lake Jalapeño Class Judge BRIBES "
Myers and OJ " Any kind of food " Breakfast at Manuels "
Hugs and kisses CLEAR
LAKE CLUES
1.
29° 34.685'N 095° 01.658'W You should know your judges. What is his
last name? 2.
29° 33.597'N 095° 02.021'W If you don't come thru the front door will
you still be in the same place? Bring a receipt 3.
29° 33.184'N 095° 01.809'W If you follow the path you will find the
rules. Where are you? 4.
29° 33.188'N 095° 01.535'W Up above you will find a good friend of
this race. A sheet of list is your proof. 5.
29° 34.476'N 095° 01.567'W This looks like a marina on dry land. Where
are you. 6.
29°32.520'N 095° 02.886'W What is the color of this ocean? Bring a
receipt. 7. 29° 34.685'N 095° 01.658'W This is a not just any
marine, this is ________________. Fill the blank 8.
29° 36.818'N 095° 03.520'W What is Niki's last name?
Save
your answer so you can place them in your Clear Lake Passport, available online
very soon. |